The Reader

I just read the definition of a “pedophile” after worrying about the condition of my own soul when my female hormones went into spasms of ecstasy whenever Taylor Lautner took off his shirt in Eclipse. I was relieved to discover that people aged 16 years and older can be considered pedophiles if they have an affinity for children under 16 who haven’t hit puberty. Taylor CLEARLY has hit puberty…and then some. ::whew:: my soul makes it through yet another round…